Saturday, March 8, 2008
Found this on talkingcock.com...
"Maybe we can catch this fella faster if we acted like all those criminal psychologists on TV and tried to “think like him”. So we did, and here’s what we came up with: THINGS ON THE ESCAPED TERRORIST’S TO DO LIST
1. Check 2 years’ worth of email.
2. Send out some ‘Change of Address’ notices.
3. Get a hot shower after having to escape through that toilet.
4. Catch up on all those episodes of ‘Lost’ I’ve stored on my DVR.
5. Pitch to MediaCorp my idea for a new reality show: “Who Wants to Marry the Country’s Most Wanted Man”.
6. Call up CMPB and apply for exit permit.
7. Log on to Facebook and:
a. change status update from ‘Selamat is meeting family today’ to ‘Selamat is hiding in a sewer somewhere until the coast is clear’.
b. update my profile picture to reflect my new disguise.
c. poke Osama.
8. Clarify to the press that it’s my LEG that’s limp. LEG!
9. Now that I’m out, I can hantam the smart-asses in my cell group who started referring to me in my absence as “Lim Peh” and added all those ‘Limp Bizkit’ songs to my iPod.
10. Forward my Her World subscription to my new address.
11. Write a novel chronicling my escape to Indonesia: “From First World to Third”
12. Finally get to use soft toilet paper, not the type at Whitley Road that’s so bleddy tough, you can make a rope with it to climb out the window.
13. Send Wong Kan Seng a postcard from Pekan Baru."
An Ode to the Escaped Terrorist
by Edwin Bumboat, poet nauseate of TalkingCock.com
He said he
Want to poot-poot
Instead he
Quickly cabut
They thought he
Went to berak
But now he
Oh, alamak!
Probably
Is in Perak
What to do?
Our boys in blue
Boo hoo hoo
So damn malu!"
-www.talkingcock.com
And we aren't the only ones laughing....i have a feeling he is laughing at the joke that is singapore "airtight" security and "security lapses". L.O.L.
Anyway, the previous post's movie is officially over. he's rumored to have already reached the land of Indonesia. >.>
IT Fair yesterday was okay...perhaps cos i went on the first day, so its kinda crowded and stuff liddat. Took up 2 lvls worth of 4 expo halls each!! somemore the whole corridor outside got sony exhibition sia.
got my ipod touch and psp slim there...psp slim totally sucks compared to the old psp. It has a missing pair of speakers and its umd case is manual somemore! screw that thief that stole my psp last month....
Ipod Touch (AKA Iphone-less) is kind of novel, and its fun too! however the best thing is that it can be downgraded and can play homebrew as well! all u need is a wifi network!
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Just watched hayate no gotoku 48 and kimikiss 21..haven't catched D gRay Man 73, but know the storyline from the manga anyway....
and it's the time of the season again...=/ the time when many nice anime series start ending and moving towards their conclusion, like kimikiss, Hayate to gotoku, and lots more =/
lucky next season got haruhi suzumiya's new season + code geass to look forward to, as well as a whole bunch of promising animes! xD
Thanks to all the blogs i referred to (countless) for html code help :) (esp. cyn' and sixseven)
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